In 33 days, the Saints will head back to the semi-shitty home of the Division III Millsaps Majors to begin their second straight run at losing half their roster to heatstroke a Lombardi Trophy.

I’m not saying Millsaps is small-time, but their football team’s photo galleries are hosted on Photobucket. Seriously.

On the other hand, apparently the Majors are coached by Mike DuBose. Who knew? I’m sure that eventually Nick Saban will end up there too.

I’m not a big fan of the whole Millsaps Experience, but it has little to do with Millsaps. It has to do with the south Mississippi August heat, the mere thought of which gives me a case of the horribles.

Yeah, I know, it’s supposed to put hair on their balls. I’m sure gouging themselves in the thighs with flat head screwdrivers would toughen ‘em up too. But shit, how much is too much? I’m all for toughness, fighting through adversity, all that macho shit. That’s great. But I’d prefer that they get good reps rather than dragging ass after the first half-hour because the Gatorade on the sidelines is frickin’ boiling. But what do I know? I’m just a dope on a blog.

There will be plenty of storylines to follow over at Saintsreport, and follow them we shall. more…