Here at moosedenied.com, we think that consumption of alcohol is big fun.

And what’s better than drinking? Competitive drinking.

What’s better than that? Competitive drinking that also involves mocking others.

Fortunately for us, our bar is well-stocked, there’s a liquor store right around the corner, and soon there will be plenty of fodder for mocking, as every excruciatingly minute detail of the Saints’ 2007 training camp and preseason will be nitpicked to death on message boards near and far. Hey, we mock because we love. And loathe. If you don’t have a love/hate relationship with your preferred Saints message board, then you need to find a better one, because the one you’re posting on is bush league. The loathing is half the fun.

This will be the first time since the briefly-famous “Heather” had her 15 minutes, that the inevitable copycats will have the opportunity to hop aboard that train. We encourage these efforts, and hope that in future years, we can add “Some hot chick is shown wearing a tee shirt which has been silkscreened with a profane slogan.” (Yo Heather, call me.)

In the meantime, here are the rules for the 2007 Saints Camp/Preseason Message Board Drinking Game: more…