I’m furrowing my brow in a vain attempt to comprehend the following situation: Weekend #1 of Saints Camp 2007 is in the books, and nary a discouraging word have I heard coming from Jackson.

Oh sure, Meachem and Pittman aren’t setting the world on fire. Hollis Thomas is a little overweight (nah, really??) The backup QBs aren’t exactly making a run at Drew Brees’ job. But those things aren’t what I’d call discouraging. Those are things that smart people would have expected all along would be the case.

Only jerks expect rookies to hit the ground looking like all-pros, and fail to understand that big fat guys usually don’t run very fast in 100 degree heat and 97% humidity. And while we here at moosedenied.com are jerks, we’re not that kind of jerk. We’re the kind of jerks your mom thinks are nice boys. Really nice. more…