Don’t turn around. Der Kommissar’s in town.
A few weeks ago, some dope on a blog mentioned in his camp preview that Tyler Palko stood a better chance of recording a top-40 pop hit single about Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart than he had to stick on the Saints regular season roster.
The identity of that idiot blog dude isn’t important. Seriously, it’s not, so don’t even bother trying to figure it out.
Suffice to say that that guy woke up this morning with his left eyebrow still raised, and could only assume that it had stayed that way all night. Very interesting stuff last night. Very interesting indeed.
Of course, the urge amongst the gen pop seems to be to go ahead and name Der Kommissar the second string QB immediately. Easy there, cowboy. It’s patently absurd for a contending team to have an undrafted rookie for a second string QB. Palko fans need to sit tight and just be happy that he slathered himself in a thick coat of turk repellant last night. Let’s see where it goes from there. more…

