Courtesy of ass-kicking Snopes.com, did you know that our friend here, the actor known as “Iron Eyes Cody” from the unforgettable 1971 eco-ad was actually a Kaplan, Louisiana born second-generation Italian-American named Espera DeCorti?

He’s crying because Brodie Croyle sucks.

Saints vs. Chiefs tonight, starters for three quarters! Except for Drew. And Colston. And Jack Hunt. And Jammal Brown. And Mark Simoneau. And Jason David. Meh, we’ll comment anyway. Have at it, fools…