Bet you didn’t know that we here at moosedenied "know people." Oh yeah, we’re VIPs. When we’re not eating pizza with Dulymus or hanging at the Bad Newz barber shop with Aaron Brooks, we’re drunk-dialing various notables to see if we can actually get them on the phone. Recently we were able to convince the lady at the front desk at LSU’s athletic department that it would be a good idea to put us through to coach Les Miles. And she bought it. Holy shit! We hit the motherlode, as during the conversation with coach Miles, a handful of other notables actually returned our voice mails and we were able to conference them in. Sounding exactly like Screamin’ A. Smith on the phone has its benefits. Anyway, here’s a transcript…

GW: Hi coach Miles, thanks for taking my call.
Miles: I’m not discussing Michigan. I’m not discussing it at home, I’m not discussing it here, I’m not discussing it in a boat, I’m not discussing it with a goat, I’m not discussing it in a tree, I’m not……

GW: I understand, coach. No problem.
Miles: Good. Because I’m not discussing Michigan.

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