Is it any wonder Vinse Yung is the leader of the Titans? The original leader of the Titans (otherwise known as the children of Uranus, which is a strikingly appropriate homonym) was Cronus. He cut off his dad’s cock and threw it into the ocean. Then he married his sister and knocked her up six times. Cronus didn’t want the kids, so he ate them. Except for one. Cronus’ sister/wife tricked him by giving him a rock wrapped in a blanket instead, which he promptly ate. Ha, what a chump. The surviving son, Zeus, eventually cut off Cronus’ cock and sent him to hell.

Only in Texas.

The Saints offense comes into this game with a simple goal: Try to put up a score higher than Vinse did on his Wonderlic. The defense will be hoping the Titans don’t top that on their first drive.

Though, to be fair to Vinse, the rumors that he put up a mind-numbingly-shitty 6 on his Wonderlic did turn out to be false. (Or, as Vinse would put it, "not write." ) What actually happened was that when Vinse wrote his name at the top of the test, he spelled it with a six. Six was also his answer to the question: "What is the opposite of up?"

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