Over?!? Did you say "over?!?" Nothing is over until WE say it is!

So we’re saying it. It’s over.

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! It was over when the British bombed Nagasaki. And Vinse Yung was flying the Bockscar when they dropped the Fat Man on us Monday night.

Realistically, the Saints aren’t going to recover from this 0-3 start to make the playoffs. That would require a miracle, and the Saints don’t do miracles. The Saints do kicks to the genitals.

Hakim’s fumble? Last year’s NFC Championship run? No, those weren’t miracles. Those were just things that happen to other teams all the time, but they look and feel like miracles to us because we’re Saints fans. Saints fans with perpetually aching groins.

But those aching groins are precisely why Wormer is a dead man. Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer, dead!!! It’s because we’re Saints fans. Damn hell ass Saints fans! You want to talk about trading Reggie and benching Drew and firing Coach Payton, well you can just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I’m not gonna take it anymore! You know I’m right. Psychotic, but right. We’ve gotta take these bastards. 

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