If the 2007 Saints season were a space-themed primetime cable soap opera, it would be called Battlestar Craptacula.

The official pompous Italian coffee drink of the 2007 Saints is the crappuccino.

Their favorite long-forgotten Prince-affiliated skank is Crapollonia Kotero.

Their favorite M*A*S*H spinoff is Crapper John M.D.

Their favorite tasty, nutritious anytime snack for kids and the elderly alike is crapplesauce.

And the cruelest part of it all? The rest of the NFC South doesn’t seem to want to go ahead and put us out of our misery. Oh no, they’re going to insist on dragging us through a long, painful three months of "We’re still close enough that if we can just string together a couple of wins…." Lovely. Sounds like a blast. 

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