Meet Byron Anton "At least he ain’t Joey" Leftwich.

Passing: 2 for 8, 28 yards, 0 TDs, 1 INT
Passer rating: 2.1

SMELL THE FEAR! SMELL IT!!!

He is owning you with his eyes, don’t even deny it. The steely resolve, the intensity, the will to win. It cuts right through to your very soul.

In other news, Suzy Kolber is teh preggers. It was just a matter of time. What Joe Namath wants, by God, Joe Namath gets.

No, not Julia. Elaine. Face like a frying pan, big wall of hair, raging bitch. What’s not to love? Of course, none of these pics are actually of Elaine, I’m pretty sure they’re all post-Elaine Julia. But they sure do help remedy any issues with shrinkage. Oh, and any chick who loses a contest predicated on who can go the longest without masturbating is alright by me.