I don’t know if any of you intrepid readers of this here blog have heard the bad news yet, but word on the street is that Sunday’s complete demolition of the 49ers came at quite a price.

Seems the entire roster is questionable for the Jacksonville game, having been afflicted by what’s commonly known as the bends, due to their rapid ascent from the divisional abyss.

See, this is why I hate nitrogen. Hands down the biggest pain in the ass of all the diatomic elements. Just leave it to nitrogen to screw something up. Why can’t you be more like fluorine?

This, people, was what Moe "Kid Presentable" Szyslak would call total fustigation. The 49ers were unable to sustain verticality for even a single round. If you DVR’d it, you can actually pinpoint the exact moment when the 49ers souls were crushed. Pause right after the Saints’ fourth offensive play from scrimmage and you’ll see what I’m talking about.

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