This guy… this is not my kind of guy.

Scapegoat of the week? Sure. So what? Know what helps if you want to avoid being made a scapegoat? Competence. Try it sometime.

Better yet, just have a fuckin’ seat. Over there. Way over there. No, farther than that. Keep going. Right on the other side of that busy freeway. There you go. Don’t worry, they’ll swerve to avoid you. I promise.

Well, at least we had the first three minutes. Good times. The rest… well… I don’t know what the hell that was supposed to be. Know what’s cool? Things that are not that.

Trap game? Maybe. If "trap" refers to getting your pubic hair trapped in the gears of a transcontinental bus. That’s what it felt like. Trust me, I know. But if it means underestimating an ostensibly outclassed opponent, I can’t buy it. I still maintain that this team has too much character to fall victim to some bullshit like that.