If you’re about my age, chances are these ladies were quite a big part of your life back in your own personal golden age of masturbation. The mere mention of Martha Quinn’s name still gives me that very special tingly feeling. (Did any adolescent boy on the planet prefer Nina Blackwood?)

Nothing used to piss me off more than when an MTV Music News segment came on, and it was fucking Kurt Loder or John Norris. I was absolutely sure one or both of them were doing dating Tabitha, and I hated them for it.

Kennedy was probably the coolest of the bunch. And just smokin’ hot in that 120 Minutes way that turned me on to the whole alternachick scene. She’s also a libertarian, which is exceedingly sexy. Unfortunately, she’s merely a "small-L" lib who claims to be registered GOP. That takes an awful lot of the teeth out of being a lib in the first place (Lib > lib) but we’ll forgive her. Because she’s hot. And small-L is better than no L at all.

Another thing that pissed me off greatly was when my little sister discovered Remote Control. Big bro did not think she was nearly cool enough to partake of my show, dammit. I was always partial to Marisol Massey, but it didn’t take a whole lot for Kari to win me over. Unfortunately, pics of Marisol are hard to come by these days. (Actually, with the obvious exceptions of Kari and Daisy, there’s a shameful dearth of decent pics of each of these ladies on the web.)

Karyn Bryant is not only gorgeous, she’s probably the second coolest of the bunch behind Kennedy. Daisy is largely responsible for a now lifelong infatuation with the Latinas. My goodness… the Latinas. Sigh.