Know what’s great about the Falcons? Lately, everything they touch turns to shit. From the top down, this franchise is an absolute gold mine of unintentional comedy. Last night it reached a new level of hilarity as Arthur Blank actually mused out loud on national tee vee about whether or not Michael Vick would get a hold of too much fried chicken while in prison.

Let’s pause while you laugh your balls off. Again.

Seriously? Did he actually just say that? Out loud? On national tee vee? No fucking way, there’s no way he just said that. Oh Mr. Blank, no… you… di’int. The Honorable Minister Farrakhan is probably printing out driving directions to your synagogue as I type this. I mean… dude… seriously. Dude.

Meanwhile, Joe Horn took a short break from bitching and moaning about anything and everything to stick the final dagger into the Saints’ playoff hopes. To the tune of 2 receptions for 8 yards. In a 20-point home loss. Love ya, Hollywood. Eat a bowl of dicks.