A long, long, long, long time ago, back before 99% of the American population just up and decided it was much cooler to spell "grey" the hip European wey, there was Erin Gray (with an A, jackass, you’re not from Vienna, you’re from Kentucky for crying out loud.) Otherwise known as Wilma Deering. I’ll pause for a second while you take in the pic, and maybe do a quick Google Image Search.

Now that we red-blooded American male Saints fans have been doomed to at least one (probably several) years of tired-ass, not-clever, not-funny, broken-record Wilma references spewing forth incessantly from the ever-expanding jowls of Chris Berman, I just figured I’d provide an alternative object of those references on which your mind can land for those brief moments. One that is far more pleasant than that chick from the vitamins. You’re welcome.

Leave it to internet Saints fans to respond to the news of the Saints finally acquiring a legitimate stud at middle linebacker by frantically grasping at straws for reasons to continue to bitch and moan. And really, what other reaction could have reasonably been expected? If you expected anything else, clearly you don’t pay close enough attention to the message boards. You magnificent bastard! Teach me how to do that, please, I beg you.

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