This just in: The Saints defense wasn’t very good last year. Jeremy Shockey doesn’t play defense.

Well no shit, Sherlock. Good thing we have a couple of squirrels venerable members of the local legitimate media to hip us to these newfound facts of which we were already largely aware. What ever would we do without ‘em?

Clearly we’re all doomed. I mean, what good are the additions of a pro bowl middle linebacker, a situational pass rushing defensive end, a monster first round defensive tackle, another defensive tackle and about ten cornerbacks if you’re just gonna turn around and fuck it all up by trading for a pro bowl tight end? Clearly this administration only cares about offense.