Oh it’s on now, bitches. After one day of training camp, I think it’s safe to go ahead and start thinking about 50 points per game and an average margin of victory somewhere around 38.

Okay, maybe not. I knew I shouldn’t have drank that carton of warm cream. But there’s no denying that after one day, it sure does seem like everything’s coming up Milhouse down in Jackson.

It actually kicked off a little early, as we found out Wednesday evening that Nicks signed, Colston got paid, and only one guy failed to make weight. And it WASN’T Hollis! Hard to imagine how the vibe could have been any more positive going in. Sure, Ellis and Porter could have been signed and in camp, but even that didn’t seem to be too big a deal. What ordinarily would have the braying masses shitting bricks was all but drowned out by the flood of excitement and optimism.