Head Coach

Sean Payton: New Orleans Saints

Les Miles: The Louisiana State University

Celebrity BFF

Kenny Chesney

Calvin Broadus

Occupation

Banjo-pickin’ hillbilly

Pimp

Nickname

Bubba (Shocking, I know… )

Tha Doggfather

Hometown

Luttrell, Tennessee

The motherfucking LBC, yo

Favorite Players

Any of the white guys

Ryan Perrilloux, Derrick Odom, Xavier Carter

Hobbies

Golf, boating, reading, working out

Rolling down the street, smoking indo, etc.

Accessories

Cowboy hat, flip-flops

40 of St. Ides, Glock 17, fat ass blunt

Media Gossip

Possibly gay

Possible rap duet with David Beckham

Finishing Move

Fair catch of a Waylon Prather punt

Fo-fo Desert Eagle to your motherfucking dome