It’s been a banner week down at the ole Bender household, which is why I’m about to once again participate in perhaps the oldest and most popular blogging ritual known to mankind: apologizing for not blogging as frequently as might be expected, and blaming it on real life.

Fortunately for me, this week of blistering ass pain has resulted in a stunning sudden streamlining of my daily workflow, which will free up a significant amount of time to engage in further internet-based jackassery henceforth. Score! I should have done this a long time ago. I’d spare you the gory details, but instead, I won’t.