"Name three people burned less than Jason David." Hiyoooooo!

Well I’ll be damned if we didn’t finally learn something significant from a preseason game. Of course, it was something we pretty much already knew. There is absolutely, positively no legitimate reason for Jason David to ever take the field again for the New Orleans Saints. Ever. Under any circumstances. Ever. Ever.

Sure the Bangles were without the top seventeen wideouts on their depth chart. Hell, they had Susanna Hoffs out there running curl routes for crying out loud. So what? You and I both know that Suz would have put it on our pal JD to the tune of 8 for 174 and 3 touchdowns. She’d have probably walked like an Egyptian from the 10 yard line on in, and I think we all had just about enough of that back in ‘86.