Announcing moosedenied’s first ever contest — See what I was going for there with the pic and its relevance to Thursday night’s opponent, and you win an assortment of valuable prizes.

"The greater the stretch, the more amusing the pun" is what I always say. Well, I don’t always say that. Sometimes I say "Gimme a balloon." Sometimes I say it loud… "HEY ASSHOLE, GIMME A BALLOON!!!"

At any rate, preseason finally comes to a merciful end tomorrow night as de facto head coach Nick Saban Cam Cameron Tony Sparano Bill Parcells leads quarterback Jay Fiedler Brian Griese Sage Rosenfels AJ Feeley Gus Frerotte Daunte Culpepper Joey Harrington Cleo Lemon Trent Green John Beck Chad Henne Chad Pennington and crew to the Superdome for one final round of pointless pushing and shoving against Our Heroes And Jason David.