If you don’t regularly read Ralph Malbrough’s Forecast column over at WWLTV dot com, you should. Ralph doesn’t pull any punches, his columns are substantive, and most of the time he makes a ton of sense. But occasionally, Ralph goes completely off the reservation. And that’s always big fun, because it allows me to give him shit about it.
Ralph seems a bit pissed off right about now because… this just in: Tom Benson ain’t exactly the long lost bastard brother of George Steinbrenner. Shocking but true.
The cramps seem to have been caused by Mickey Loomis’ recent poormouthing in the Times-Picayune. The bloating is due to Jay Glazer’s report that Sean Payton gave up $250,000 of his salary so that the organization could give it to Gregg Williams. Hey, those things would piss me off too if I took them at face value. Fortunately for us, it’s likely that both are DAMNABLE LIES!!!! Continue Reading…
Well, it appears that yet another offseason is officially in full swing. I’m proud to announce that my testicles are almost back to full strength after the annual four month autumn beating they took. Bless you boys, indeed. There’s still a bit of swelling and discoloration, and you can still barely make out "Love, Marteen" on one of them, but for the most part, the topical cream seems to have done a bang up job. Here’s hoping you enjoyed your General Purpose Non-Denominational Federal Winter Holiday, and that your genitals are returning to good health as well.