Comments on: Baby, if you’ve ever wondered….

By: ashley

ashley — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 18:49:27 +0000

LIES!!!! DO NOT BESMIRCH JAN SMITHERS!!!!!

By: Grandmaster Wang

Grandmaster Wang — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 16:25:14 +0000

Nah Ashley, I’m far too aesthetically-refined to go for block lettering on a helmet. But I did like them during the short-lived period when they had Paul Brown’s face on there. That was one handsome man.

PS: Jan Smithers wanted me to let you know that she’s not exactly a one blog kind of gal. Wink wink nudge nudge.

By: ashley

ashley — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 20:52:10 +0000

McAllister’s! Home of the 3 oz portion of pastrami. Bastards!

My love for Pierre comes because a) we can nickname him Pepe LePew, and the fun will just happen spontaneously, and b) he’s looked a hell of a lot better than Meachem, at 1/100 of the cost.

And you had a pic of Bailey Quarters on your blog. Sigh….

I was told Cincinnati chili is the way it is because it was invented by Greek immigrants that didn’t know what texas chili was supposed to taste like. So I guess that makes it anti-texas, which makes it OK in my book.

And Moose, tell me you didn’t like the Bengals when they had the helmets that actually said “B E N G A L S”.

By: Chef Who Dat

Chef Who Dat — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 17:33:26 +0000

Jack and Coke — no problem. It’s after 9:02 a.m., so you’re good. Heard that McAllister’s Deli under-seasons all of its sandwiches, so you might head there.

Confusion cleared — Chef is often confused for Dillyberto (one word, two impressive men), but only we all rep our section with vigor (BTW 635, I see your row 15 and raise you 42).

By: Grandmaster Wang

Grandmaster Wang — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 13:04:36 +0000

Chef, see, this is one of the problems with dealing with an idiot like me. I'm pretty sure I confused you with Dillyberto... still getting myself familiar with the blog crowd. Ashley had a comment here about Pierre, then I went over to Dillyberto's place and saw that he was talking up Pierre Thomas too.

I think I posted a comment over there, but I thought I was talking to you at the time. Which might be why it never showed up, they were all "What the fuck is this guy smoking?"

Answer: nothing. I was eating rotisserie chicken.

And sniffing glue.

Bad chicken. Mess you up.

But that's all beside the main point, which is that I am a fool who evidently has trouble keeping track of what blog he's on at any given time. Right now I'm pretty sure I'm on Wonkette. Is it too early to have a Jack & Coke?

By: Ken Anderson's Bitchin' Beard

Ken Anderson's Bitchin' Beard — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 02:06:24 +0000

I think I need to download some old bikini pics of Loni Anderson. I’ve never jacked it to a woman old enough to be my…uhh…older sister or something.

PS If you haven’t already, check out comedian Ron White’s comedy bit about Cincinnati Chili. “Can’t ride home on a bowl of goat! I’ve always said that.”