Have mercy. There are no words. But the face is only half the story. To fully appreciate, you’ve got to grab yourself a little of that Manchester accent too. Oh my. That oughta be illegal. Bitchin’ shoulder ink too.

GW: I’m a sucker for a pretty face. And a smokin’ hot pair of pasty, glow-in-the-dark gams. Mercy! She also makes us laugh our balls off, which is the coup de grace.

George Bluth Sr.: And don’t forget the rack. That magnificent rack. You know I’m hittin’ that, right?

Kitty Sanchez: Yeah, forget the rack and you can just say goodbye to these. Because it’s the last time!

GOB Bluth: I agree about the rack. And by the way, I’m hittin’ that too.

George Bluth Sr.: You son of a…

I love her. Sue me. The picture to the left is from an autographed pic I found on Google. She signed it: "Thanks for wanting my autograph." That’s how you know she’s the coolest chick on the planet.

Oh yes indeed. Daughter of President David Palmer and hands-down the hottest First Lady in fake American history, Sherry Palmer. Sister of Steven Hyde. Member of the Moon Calf Collective. Exceedingly hot. What’s not to love? Damn, Reggie. You really need to back up off that action you’ve got going on now and get yourself an upgrade. Just a friendly little heads up. You’re welcome.

I have it on good authority that she too is well aware of the fact that Ryan Perrilloux is better than Matt Flynn.

I used to think it was kind of creepy lusting over the same chicks as my dad. I got over it. Her smash-hit single Edge Of Seventeen should have been about me. But since it wasn’t, perhaps she’d like to write Edge Of Thirty-Five? Yo Stevie, call me.

If you’re about my age, chances are these ladies were quite a big part of your life back in your own personal golden age of masturbation. The mere mention of Martha Quinn’s name still gives me that very special tingly feeling. (Did any adolescent boy on the planet prefer Nina Blackwood?)

Nothing used to piss me off more than when an MTV Music News segment came on, and it was fucking Kurt Loder or John Norris. I was absolutely sure one or both of them were doing dating Tabitha, and I hated them for it.

Kennedy was probably the coolest of the bunch. And just smokin’ hot in that 120 Minutes way that turned me on to the whole alternachick scene. She’s also a libertarian, which is exceedingly sexy. Unfortunately, she’s merely a "small-L" lib who claims to be registered GOP. That takes an awful lot of the teeth out of being a lib in the first place (Lib > lib) but we’ll forgive her. Because she’s hot. And small-L is better than no L at all.

Another thing that pissed me off greatly was when my little sister discovered Remote Control. Big bro did not think she was nearly cool enough to partake of my show, dammit. I was always partial to Marisol Massey, but it didn’t take a whole lot for Kari to win me over. Unfortunately, pics of Marisol are hard to come by these days. (Actually, with the obvious exceptions of Kari and Daisy, there’s a shameful dearth of decent pics of each of these ladies on the web.)

Karyn Bryant is not only gorgeous, she’s probably the second coolest of the bunch behind Kennedy. Daisy is largely responsible for a now lifelong infatuation with the Latinas. My goodness… the Latinas. Sigh.  

Mmmmmmm…. MILFy goodness. She’s an actress. She’s hot. Not much more to be said. Her show kicks ass. Snoop Dogg is a fan. So she’s got that going for her too. Which is nice. Affiliation with Kevin Nealon is also a plus.