Recently it’s come to our attention that there’s some kind of rule which states that it’s not really a sports blog without a healthy dose of objectification appreciation of the opposite sex. And while we had previously been unaware of this rule, I gotta tell ya, we support it wholeheartedly. Thing is… our tastes differ radically from what you’ll find on most sports blogs… on most things, actually, and this one is no exception. Just another way that we here at moosedenied.com are turning the whole damn system upside down! Or something. Cheerleaders? You can have ‘em. We’re keeping it real, holmes. We’ll be updating this here page as circumstances compel us.
Mmmmmmm…. MILFy goodness. She’s an actress. She’s hot. Not much more to be said. Her show kicks ass. Snoop Dogg is a fan. So she’s got that going for her too. Which is nice. Affiliation with Kevin Nealon is also a plus.
Not only is she hot, but she sued Dick Cheney. She fucking sued Dick Cheney, for crying out loud! She’s got bigger balls than Les Miles, and I don’t know for sure, but being as she was with the CIA, I’m pretty sure she’s trained to kill. That’s just plain hot. I’m gonna go ahead and assume this one has Ashley’s full endorsement as well.
No, not Julia. Elaine. Face like a frying pan, big wall of hair, raging bitch. What’s not to love? Of course, none of these pics are actually of Elaine, I’m pretty sure they’re all post-Elaine Julia. But they sure do help remedy any issues with shrinkage. Oh, and any chick who loses a contest predicated on who can go the longest without masturbating is alright by me.
For several years now, one of my life’s missions has been to find the producers of Old Navy commercials and beat each and every one of them repeatedly about the head and face with a blunt object.
Consider yourselves forgiven, Old Navy assholes.
If you are chilly, Ingrid Michaelson will gladly give you her sweater. Because she loves the way you call her baby.
To hell with the sweater, Ingrid. Just come over here and give me some of that face.
You can listen to The Way I Am, which will probably, tragically, end up known as "The Old Navy Song", as well as other selected tracks, at Ingrid’s Myspace page. (We’ll forgive her for having a Myspace page… sigh… I suppose if it works for such magnificent bastards as C Gibbs and Mike Doughty… )
And while you’re there, you can have a gander at this:
Oh my.
She’s good. (You can have my man card when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.) Very good. I suppose Apple Corp. will be getting some more of my money after I download and install the latest release of iTunes like it seems I have to do every friggin’ time I open the damn thing.
Fantastic voice. Elegant musical simplicity. Sweet lyrics. What’s not to love? And have I mentioned the face? (By the way, chicks with glasses? Oh yeah.)
Think she takes marriage proposals via email?