As a public service to our fellow Saints fans on these here internets, moosedenied is proud to announce the launch of our brand spankin’ new Kenny Wilkerson’s Life Status Tracker.

It is our fervent hope that this page will serve to keep Saints fans up to date with the latest news on Kenny without having to go to the trouble of starting yet another thread on Saintsreport.com to ask.

We invite anyone starving for updated Kenny information to bookmark the page and refer back to it as often as needed. It’s available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, and will be updated as events warrant.

In the meantime, we at moosedenied would like to wish Kenny all the best in his recovery from surgery, and would like to credit http://www.abevigoda.com for the concept we blatantly stole.

Here at moosedenied.com, we have few friends.

Which is why that when someone tolerates us enough to make us believe that they may, in fact, be our friend, we like to acknowledge their accomplishments. It kind of makes us feel like big shots. Or something.

Anyway, a couple of weeks ago, DA S~L~O~B Brothers celebrated their first anniversary of not being driven batshit insane by the cricket noises and passing tumbleweeds of this here Blogosphere. And while we think that Pico really ought to consider cutting his hair, and Derrick might oughta button his shirt and fix his fly, we also think their blog is fucking fantastic. And surely we’re not alone. Continue Reading…

So this is what it’s come to, eh? My dumb ass has (un)officially stepped into what the cool kids seem to be calling the “blogosphere.” 

(Mock applause fills the internet) 

I suppose there are worse ways to waste large chunks of my time. And I’ve already got most of those others covered, so why the hell not? Right? Isn’t that the prevailing attitude going in?

I have no idea where I’m planning to go with this. I imagine I will sporadically post masturbatory missives on such subjects as the New Orleans Saints, LSU Football and whatever else might capture my attention at any given time. And I’m sure a lot of time will be spent apologizing profusely to poor souls who may occasionally happen upon this little corner of the web. That ought to be fun.

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