He's a total blam blam!Ch-ch-ch-ch-cha ching! Turn and face the strange, Saints fans. This thing just keeps getting more bizarre by the week. It’s damn near a full blown Space Oddity at this point. Is it just me, or have you found yourself getting a hell of a lot lot louder and more obnoxious with each passing game?

If I weren’t seeing it with my own eyes, I wouldn’t believe it. Fortunately for me, I am. And I do.

10th in the league in total defense. 7th in scoring defense. 8th in rushing defense. 14th in pass defense. Still 2nd in the league in rushing offense. 1st in scoring offense. 2nd in total offense. Leading the league in takeaways. 2nd in turnover margin (and if not for Reggie Bush, they’d be first.) Leading the league in defensive 3-and-outs and leading the league in hits on the opposing quarterback. Leading the league in interceptions and passes defended, and tied for 8th in sacks. Still unbeaten, and still yet to trail. Seriously, holy shit.

Check this out: The Saints currently lead the league with 316 yards on interception returns. There are four teams in the league who have fewer than 316 rushing yards on the season. (And two of those teams are Atlanta and Carolina. I’ll pause for a second while you chuckle.)

By this time next month, Darren Sharper could very well have more INT return yards than JaMarcus Russell has passing yards.

The Saints are tied with San Francisco for the league lead in defensive touchdowns with 3. Oakland and St. Louis each have 3 touchdowns on the season, total. And Cleveland and Carolina each only have 4.

This Sharper guy… this is my kinda guy. The Sammy Knight comparisons are apt. APT!!! Well, to the extent that Sammy Knight is the closest the Saints have ever come to having a free safety like Sharper, anyway. I’ll always love Sammy, but he was never this good.

So everything continues to come up Milhouse. Mike Bell, Jermon Bushrod, (maybe) Kendrick Clancy and Lance Moore should be back after the bye, just in time for yet another "toughest test yet" game. A game that at this point I think we’d all agree will loom large in December.

Speaking of Lance, after all this time, we’ve still yet to come up with a suitably groan-inducing nickname for the guy. Until today, that is. I would like to take this opportunity to announce that henceforth, this here blog shall refer to Lance as: Bob Snag-it.

So yeah, everything’s great. The Saints are great, quite possibly the best team in the whole damn league. Top of the world, ma! The only problem with that is we’re running out of ways to say it. It’s getting progressively more difficult to avoid just rehashing the same stuff everyone else who offers Saints commentary is saying. And if there’s one thing this here blog strives to avoid at all costs, it’s rehashing.

So with that in mind, here’s your warning: We’re about to talk about the elephant in the room.

It’s not about being Captain Bringdown. If anything, this is the perfect time to address the issue, since everything else is so great and we’re all so high on life right now, it would be hard for anything to bring us down. It doesn’t mean we don’t love the team. It doesn’t mean we’re not over the moon about how things have been going. It doesn’t mean we’re looking for things to complain about, or that we’d rather bitch and moan than sit back and enjoy the ride. It doesn’t mean we’re happy about it, and it doesn’t mean that we wouldn’t love nothing more than for it to change. But we’re all adults here (in a manner of speaking) and no baby animals are going to be hurt if we set the pom poms aside for a few minutes, take a momentary break from the season-long pep rally, and take a sober (in a manner of speaking) look at quite possibly the season’s only disappointment so far.

We can agree to disagree, as always. But if you just can’t handle it, you might want to think about just stopping here. You have been warned.

Reggie Bush’s Midnight Train to Brooksville is pulling into the station. And Kim’s ass is stuck on the tracks. This is not going to end well.

I’ll freely admit that this is nothing more than a hunch, a gut feeling. I have little (not exactly nothing, but little) to back this up, I’m just telling you about something I think I just "sensed" Sunday afternoon. I sensed the camel’s back being broken. I sensed an "It’s over" moment. Or, all-but-over, anyway. The point at which enough finally was enough. I imagine it won’t become obvious for a while yet, and I’m sure there are legions of Saints fans who will simply refuse to believe it until it’s official. But unofficially, I think it’s over.

Which isn’t to say they’re gonna bench him. Of course they’re not gonna do that. It’s not in anybody’s interest for this thing to flame out. The smart thing is for it to be a slow, steady fade out. And I don’t think anybody planned it, I don’t think anybody was hoping for it. I’m sure everybody would have been far happier if this had been "just the beginning" rather than "the beginning of the end." But the beginning of the end is where I think we’re at.

Now, I want to at least try to be fair to Reggie, even though I know that attempts to be fair don’t usually do much good when you’re being a "hater." This season’s 4.1 yards per carry is a career high. His 8.6 yards per catch, also a career high. Assuming he plays 16 games, he’s on pace for a career high 592 rushing yards. He’s also on pace for 484 receiving yards over 16 games, which would be his highest total since his rookie season.

Hey, all that stuff is great. So what’s the problem?

The problem is that it’s still just 5.38 yards per touch. And, I’m sorry, but that sucks. A lot. Those aren’t "playmaker" numbers, those are "just a guy" type numbers.

The problem is that the Saints have three other rushers who give you more yards per carry than Reggie. (Four if you count Robert Meachem.)

The problem is that there are eight (EIGHT!!!) receivers on this team who give you more yards per reception.

The problem is that Reggie’s 269 total yards from scrimmage over 4 games is a whopping 31 yards more than what Mike Bell has produced in 2 games, and 15 yards more than Pierre Thomas has produced in 2 games + 1 touch.

The problem is that there are two rushers with longer "playmaking" runs and four receivers with longer "playmaking" receptions.

The problem is that he’s currently tied for 41st in the league in punt return average, with a "playmaking" 4.7 yards per return.

The problem is that he’s scored one touchdown in four games, and has fumbled three times. That’s on pace for a career low in the former and a career high in the latter over 16 games.

The problem is that he’s currently 44th in the league in total yards from scrimmage, behind such superstars as Kenny Britt and Mike Sims-Walker.

The problem is that those career highs I mentioned above while trying to be fair to Reggie before hating on him assume a full 16 game season, and there are about three people left on the planet who expect 16 games out of Reggie. If we assume a more realistic 12 games out of him, the rushing yards go from a career high to 4 yards from a career low (the current career low being over 10 games, not 12) and the receiving yards become a career low by a lot. The fumbles though? Those would remain a career high, even over only 12 games.

But none of that is why I think it’s over. Oh, it’s a big part of it. But the main thing is that 12.5 touches from scrimmage per game is a career low. He’s becoming progressively less relevant on offense. And at the moment, he’s a bonafide liability on special teams. It could be reasonably argued based on production per touch that he’s a liability on offense.

Because, ultimately, it is a zero-sum game. People like to claim that it’s not, but it is. You only run N offensive plays per game, whatever N happens to be on a given Sunday. Every touch one offensive player gets is a touch some other offensive player doesn’t get. And every touch that a less-productive player gets is lost yards.

Evidently, Sean Payton is slowly but surely coming around to this point of view. And that’s the silver lining here.

It’s also why I’m pretty sure we’re in the final chapter of the Reggie Bush Experiment. Because I suspect that the touches per game won’t ever again be significantly higher than they are at this point, and in fact, I expect them to continue to dwindle. At this point, there are simply too many other attractive and established options.

Even the "big play" "threat to take it to the house" factor is all but irrelevant these days. Reggie’s longest run is 19, his longest reception is 29 and his longest return is 22. None for touchdowns. Remi Ayodele has as many touchdowns as Reggie does, for crying out loud. And Darren Sharper has twice as many.

Oh sure, I know what’s coming. "But but but, any day now Reggie could bust out for 300 total yards and 5 touchdowns!!!"

I’m sure Sean Payton would agree that the days of hoping and waiting for "any day now" have passed. We’re beyond that. There’s no longer any upside to continuing to stick quarters in the slot machine, wondering how many pulls it’s gonna take to win half your money back. No amount of flashing lights and loud noises changes the fact that you’re still in the red even after you collect the payout.

It’s over. There won’t be any more "2 punt returns for touchdowns" (in a loss) days. There won’t be any more "Reggie was the best player on the field today" days (if there ever really were any in the first place.) Those days are past, and this team is too good to really give a shit anymore.

This team has passed Reggie Bush by. And it’s only gonna become more evident as the season rolls on.