http://www.moosedenied.com We are all out of juice. Mon, 05 May 2008 22:00:18 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en A certain Westbank-born, Jesuit High School-LSU educated, uptown bicycler made the impossible happen this morning: he made me give a crap about the Hornets' playoff run. I hope he doesn't mind my borrowing his topic and spewing forth a little rant of my own on the subject. Firstly, let me just say ... http://www.moosedenied.com/schadenfreude-fever-its-fantastic/ Is it true that you could go blind from doing that too much? Damn, Kenny. Just go ahead and click the submit button on the contact form already. I tried to make the anti-spam challenge question as easy as I could. We don't hate you here. We goof on you because it's ... http://www.moosedenied.com/somebodys-been-googling-himself-a-lot/ Those of us who crave hard-hitting, densely-packed, insightful, non-copy/pasted Saints commentary were thrilled Sunday morning to find that the venerable Pete Finney took some time out of his busy schedule to break down the first day of the Saints' draft as only someone with six decades in the business can. Pete's conclusion? We'll ... http://www.moosedenied.com/finneys-filler-file-2008-saints-draft-edition/ Damn, that was fun. The 2008 draft is in the books, and it has the looks of a good one. Mickey Loomis was straight up rakin' all weekend. While the draft might have been light on the expected fireworks (no Dorsey, no Shockey, only six picks) it was heavy on ... http://www.moosedenied.com/so-much-for-the-afterglow/ It's draft day, bitches! I can has allsome d-tackel pls mistur Lommis? Otherwize ima be all in ur internets disrespeckin ur skillz. Sincerely, sAiNtSguy498372 ---------------------------------- Leave comments or DIE! ----------------------------------Share This http://www.moosedenied.com/shop-as-usual-and-avoid-panic-buying-2008-draft-guest-commentary/ Have mercy. There are no words. But the face is only half the story. To fully appreciate, you've got to grab yourself a little of that Manchester accent too. Oh my. That oughta be illegal. Bitchin' shoulder ink too.      Share This http://www.moosedenied.com/marsha-thomason/ This just in: the Saints' front office really is fully invested in improving the team. No, really, it's true. It's kinda how they earn their living and stuff. They're not the least bit interested in intentionally undermining the team's success. Nor are they idiots. And perhaps most shocking of all, ... http://www.moosedenied.com/dont-trade-me-bro/ Ah yes, draft week is finally upon us. The rumors are flying, the Sportscenter specials are rolling, the message boards are booked to capacity with braying assbags while their owners scramble to clear standing room for more,  and the closer we get to the big day, the only thing everyone seems to ... http://www.moosedenied.com/theres-ufos-over-new-york-and-i-aint-too-surprised/ So Ashley is off on the road to Shambhala. I want to say something, but it's tough. I mean, on one hand, I never met the man. The extent of our "relationship" was regular visits to each other's blogs and a handful of lighthearted emails laughing with (or at) each ... http://www.moosedenied.com/highway-61-revisited-and-redefined/ If I strip for you, will you strip for me? Uh huh. Tomorrow, April 9, is CSS Naked Day. It's at times like this, when great heaven knows That we wish our styles had not so much code So let's loosen up with a playful tease Like all bloggers did through the centuries Everybody knows that ... http://www.moosedenied.com/were-just-following-ancient-history/ New Orleans has lost one of its finest. Ashley Morris, you have so many friends who never had the pleasure of meeting you in this life. I'll not rest until I meet you in the next one, brother. Rest in peace, Dr. Morris. FYYFF | FYYFF II | Sinn Fein | Sinn Fein II | American ... http://www.moosedenied.com/rest-in-peace-my-friend/ Part two of our draft preview series begins right....... now. We've decided to include ends in with the tackles. Why? Because there are only two defensive tackles really worth talking about, and there's apparently a fringe element out there who think that the Saints are gonna draft an end and ... http://www.moosedenied.com/cassius-belli-new-orleans-saints-2008-draft-preview-part-2-defensive-line/