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Guest Color Commentary: Saints vs. Chiefs
Courtesy of ass-kicking Snopes.com, did you know that our friend here, the actor known as “Iron Eyes Cody” from the unforgettable 1971 eco-ad was actually a Kaplan, Louisiana born second-generation Italian-American named Espera DeCorti?
He’s crying because Brodie Croyle sucks.
Saints vs. Chiefs tonight, starters for three quarters! Except for Drew. And Colston. And Jack Hunt. And Jammal Brown. And Mark Simoneau. And Jason David. Meh, we’ll comment anyway. Have at it, fools…
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August 23rd, 2007 at 2:43 pm
Drew Brees is not playing tonight? For real?
August 23rd, 2007 at 2:47 pm
Nah, he’s playing. But Payton said he’ll probably pull him long before the other starters. I’m thinking one or two drives at most.
August 23rd, 2007 at 3:22 pm
I once stinkpalmed Brodie Croyle. He was clueless, it was outstanding.
August 23rd, 2007 at 4:03 pm
I’m pulling for the Chiefs, because once upon a time they were based in TEXAS.
August 23rd, 2007 at 4:52 pm
Pfft. Everybody stinkpalms everybody in ‘Bama. It’s how they show affection over there.
August 23rd, 2007 at 5:06 pm
Hey Dick Saban, could you point me in the direction of a good Auburn board or 10? Preferably ones whose t-shirt needs have gone unfulfilled. Coffee mugs are good too. Auburn boards whose members are looking for coffee mugs. Oh and mouse pads. 10% of all proceeds will go to this site, I swear!
August 23rd, 2007 at 5:17 pm
One that won’t make me nervous, wonderin’ what to do!
August 23rd, 2007 at 8:32 pm
Feed is down!
August 23rd, 2007 at 8:53 pm
Perfect again this week, bitches.
Kneel before Zod!
August 23rd, 2007 at 10:13 pm
Cut Mechen!!!!! Meachum Sucks!
August 23rd, 2007 at 10:18 pm
Ah yes, a Jamie Martin pick! Tomorrow’s show is almost writing itself!
August 23rd, 2007 at 10:23 pm
I believe I just heard “Seek and Destroy” being played as bumper music during the game broadcast.
Surely the Apocalypse is nigh.
August 23rd, 2007 at 10:26 pm
Go ahead, V. I’ll be delighted to make you my bitch again.
August 23rd, 2007 at 10:51 pm
This guy Croyle’s so bad, even we can get a pick off of him.
August 23rd, 2007 at 11:14 pm
I told y’all….bitches.
August 23rd, 2007 at 11:26 pm
I think I may score a third touchdown, just to show y’all.
August 24th, 2007 at 5:47 pm
I’ve reported this blog to the moderators.