Ladies and gentlemen, at long last, Thursday, September 6, 2007 has finally arrived. I’m thinking of starting a petition to officially dub today Mardi Gras II: Electric Boogaloo. Probably a little late for that though.
I’m proud to say that the party has already started… in my pants.
Yes, I’ve decided to wear pants. I can’t promise that I won’t change my mind later. (To anyone who may be reading this who’s coming to my house tonight, you have been warned.)
Tee vee based pregame festivities start at 4:00 Eastern, 3:00 Central with the NFL Network’s Point After. With the game starting at 8:30/7:30, I’m assuming WWL will have First Take starting at about 5/4. But I plan to fire up the stream sometime around 2, just in case.
Meantime, the guest commentary thread is an all day affair. If John Cougar shows up, you have carte blanche to kick him in the area just below his ten pound belt buckle. (Confession: Kelly Clarkson? I’d hit that. Is that wrong?)
I’ve got Lance in my pants.
I’d like to suggest “Hey Man Nice Shot” for your pregame getting into the zone music.
Oh hell yeah, I’m all over that. Give me a few minutes, I’m on it.
It’s the final countdown!
OMG Jaime Martin is the backup qb, we’re DOOMED!!1!!1!
Filter? FILTER? Fuck those unAmerican shitstains. I bet they don’t even drive trucks. Probably roll around in limos driven by immigrants.
Me? I R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A. bitches!
Football WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Which guy kicks the ball? That’s who I’m rooting for.
The Saints finally play a game tonight.
A game that counts.
That’s right, it counts.
Against whom, you ask?
I’ll tell you.
Against the Indianapolis Colts.
You’re familiar with the Indianapolis Colts, aren’t you?
Of course you are.
Or, at least, you’re familiar with their quarterback.
Back in 1972, I interviewed his dad. You remember him, don’t you?
He told me that playing for the Saints was a blessing.
Indeed.
And that’s why Archie was so great.
As for tonight’s game between the current Saints and the Colts, it’s going to be a great matchup.
But who will emerge victorious?
We’ll just have to wait and see.
Let me tell you something Gordon Solie.
To be the man
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
You’ve got to beat the man.
Whether you like it, or whether you don’t like it. Learn to live with it. Because New Orleans Saints football is the best thing going today.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Holy fuck am I wasted.
Is anybody watching me on NFL Network right now?
I’ve got a fake Drew Brees mark on my right cheek. WTF?
I’m back, bitches! Because I have the Heart of a Champion. And we’re gonna need 3 QBs tonight.
shikken little was right. He’s been saying this for hours.
But no Willie Evans? :rant:
I’m Kelly Clarkson’s email address, if anyone’s interested.
5 minutes man. Hey, what happened to the Aaron brooks watch you used to have? that was funny.
I just said “individual hump.”
Seester!!!!!!
So no last minute flight to Indy?
I’m gonna try to stop by your chatroom later. I’m thinking probably once the Saints go up by 3 TDs.
:9:
Me > you.
Cut me.
Hey Fujita, gimme back my ‘stache!
We are officially getting kicked.
Sometimes you kick. Sometimes you get kicked.
Welcome, Saints fans. Enjoy your stay.
WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!1!1!!
I just threw up my kool-aid.
My prices have sky rocketed today in New Orleans.
There was a game yesterday?
The Gods closed it shortly after first telling me that back in the day she verbally told him to just let it happen.
They wanted to get “dealt in” to the Situation. Ironic, because this volunatary act ensured he would not be a candidate for accention.
Poetic justice.
Closing it was a clue about this family for those without the wisdom to understand the God’s prior clues:::His EXTREME case of poison ivy, punishment for their involvement in this evil.