You continue to RAWK, sir. RAWK, I say.

Screw preparing for the Wildcat and all that.

In all seriousness, the Wildcat isn’t a fad. Maybe NFL wide it is, but in Miami, its an offensive philosophy. It started because they have no offense and it continues because they have no other offense (although this may be changing).

I am 5000% sure they will throw out of the wildcat this game. I also feel that it will enjoy moderate success.

That being said, the Dolphins simply can’t keep pace with the Saints. A shoot out is not an option, which means even with their ZOMGLOL “Clock Control” offense they’ll need to score on every possession, at least figgies, to remain in the game. This season pretty much promises that won’t happen.

Of course the great unknown for us this season has been the special teams. Will our coverage units let them start every drive in our territory? Will Reggie fumble a crucial punt late in the 3rd quarter in a 3-7 point game on the door step of our endzone?

The biggest thing I think no one is talking about here is the star power the Dolphins bring. I mean E.T. aka Fergie, the Williams sisters, and a bunch of other washed up celebrities are all owners. One, this is clearly intimitdating to all comers. I mean there is a red carpet entrance for these people! Does your stadium have a red carpet entrance? I didn’t think so.

Two, has anyone checked whether the Kardashians have bought an interest in the Dolphins? The answer might help explain that 3rd quarter muff.

Thanks for feeding my inner Sir Chin.

Actually, this is probably the game I’ve been least nervous about so far. I’ve got my sights on Atlanta. I don’t give a crap about these idiots.

I mean we are only really good at run stopping. And we are only good at stopping the pass. I mean its not like the best QBs in the league fear Mr Sharper with his 3 pick 6s ( yes i know one got removed but that was not Sharpers fault).

Harper wont be able to stop the run his direction cause he will be after the QB… err wait. What will Harper do? If he cant hit the QB and only has a RB to go beat up? See doubts surface about our secondary just like that.

I mean if Rex there couldn’t stop the Wildcat what chance do we have cause his defense excels at stopping teams… er wait he didnt stop us either did he?

But I am afraid… of Bushrod! He cant go one on one vs a top rusher .. no way man. He almost let that Giant rusher with the name i cant pronounce get to Drew once. And you know if you cant pronounce their name that they must suck. In fact the whole Offensive line worries me, how much experience do they have with the wildcat? Can they sit there on the side and watch it and not get corrupted by it?

Too many fears. I have to go and chew off another finger nail with all this fear.

This whole blog is straight up genius