You got to roh-whoa-oll with the punches to get to what's real...

Okay, it’s official. I’m an asshole (gasps of disbelief fill the internet) and I have no idea what I’m talking about. Ralph is an asshole too. What a couple of buffoons we were for asserting that the Saints simply can’t run the ball consistently and that there’s no point in trying to "commit to the run."

Sean Payton? The third member of the asshole tribunal. You tried to tell us, but we wouldn’t listen. All this time, all the Saints had to do was to run the ball 30 times and presto, Reggie’s all of a sudden good for 8 yards a carry and Pierre’s good for 6.4 a carry. All it took was a "commitment." Right?

Fortunately, Sean Payton finally realized that the only reason the Saints haven’t been putting up 150+ rushing yards per game is because he hasn’t let them. Right? But Sunday’s game proved it. And everything’s gonna be all better from now on. Right?

Here is the part where I bore your balls off yet again with statistics DAMNABLE LIES!!!!

On the season, the Saints have run 829 total plays from scrimmage. 504 of those plays (60.79%) have been passes and 325 (39.2%) have been runs.

Sunday, the Saints ran 60 plays from scrimmage if you don’t count Drew Brees’ two "rushing attempts." 32 (53.33%) were passes and 28 (46.66%) were legitimate, non-Drew rushing attempts.

So the difference between Sunday’s "balanced offense" and this season’s typical "unbalanced, pass-happy" offense was a whopping 7.5% swing to the rush vs. the pass. Or in other words, a whole 4.5 plays.

But I suppose that’s been the point all along, right? That those 4.5 more rushing attempts and the resulting "balance" are the difference between 95.7 rushing yards per game and 184?

They didn’t run Reggie Bush any more often than usual. In fact, Reggie’s 10 carries are actually a little lower than usual. In the 9 games so far this year in which Reggie has posted rushing stats, he’s had more than 10 carries in 4 of them. He’s had exactly 10 in 3 of them (including yesterday) and fewer than 10 in 2 of them, including two Sundays ago vs. Tampa when he was still obviously injured.

The difference wasn’t the number of carries, the difference was that he popped off a 43 yard run.

Five minutes into the game. On his first carry. 

It had nothing to do with Reggie "getting into a rhythm" due to a "commitment to the run."

It was also the longest carry of Reggie’s career to date. So as far as we know right now, you can count on Reggie popping one of those about once every 412 carries. Yay? So I guess with more of a "commitment to the run" maybe he’ll pop another one of those sometime in 2010.

To be fair, even if you temporarily disregard the average-skewing long run, Reggie was still averaging 4.11 yards per carry yesterday. That’s a bonafide good day for him. And hey, that long run did in fact happen. So good for him. I’m not trying to diminish what he accomplished yesterday. He played well.

Pierre Thomas’ performance is a little more striking. No, make that a lot more striking.

The Saints are 3-1 over their last 4 games. In those 4 games, Pierre has had 16, 15, 11 and 16 carries. The 11-carry game was the lone loss, and Pierre’s least impressive performance (3.1 ypc) over that span. In the other 3 games, all wins, Pierre has put up 5.5, 5.8 and 6.4 ypc with more opportunities. That’s 88, 87 and 102 rushing yards for Pierre in the Saints’ last 3 wins.

As recently as last week, I’ve been in "I need to see more before I believe it" mode with regard to Pierre. But I tell you what, at this point we’re talking 4 consecutive games. A whole 1/4 of a season. 58 carries for 311 yards at a rate of 5.36 yards per carry.

The "small sample size" position I’ve been maintaining is getting harder to defend. His average now stands at 4.9 yards per carry over the entire season, 94 carries. This guy is officially EARN(ing) IT.

And by IT, I mean a shitload more carries. Consistently. On a week to week basis. A legit shot at being this team’s every-week "workhorse" tailback.

Pending the issue of stamina, which at this point is still somewhat of an unknown, these last four weeks pretty clearly indicate that Pierre is a legit NFL starting tailback. 5.36 yards per carry over a quarter of a season isn’t necessarily proof positive, but it’s too significant a sample to ignore.

That being said, for all the "We told ya so"s being aimed at Sean Payton today, I’m sorry to have to be the one to remind you all that before yesterday, there had been no indication that the Saints were capable of putting up anywhere near 184 yards rushing. And Sunday’s game notwithstanding, there’s no indication that they’ll be able to produce that next week. Or the next. Or the next.

It was one game. Against the league’s 22nd ranked rush defense.

Pierre has never put up 6.4 yards per carry in a game before with double-digit carries. Reggie has never put up 8.0 yards per carry, nor has he ever popped a 43-yarder. What we saw yesterday was a statistically anomalous performance.

By two backs. On the same day.

It was the perfect storm of Saints rushing competence. And that’s great. But those of you who are screaming "I told you so" today have the chicken/egg causality issue backwards.

The rushing success wasn’t a result of the 4.5 extra carries. Hell, it wasn’t even the most rushing attempts the Saints have had in a game this season.

The increased number of carries was a result of the success. 

Early success on the ground is not something the Saints have benefitted from very often, and it’s gonna take a hell of a lot more than one instance before Sean Payton can count on it on a given week.

If Reggie and Pierre both rush for their season averages per carry yesterday, the Saints put up 115 yards rushing. And that’s great. But the Saints would have lost. Hell, they still might have lost yesterday if not for an 88 yard kickoff return and a Jason David interception.

"Commitment to the run" didn’t result in significantly more scoring for the Saints (28.2 points per game) yesterday. Nor did it result in significantly less scoring for Atlanta (24.8 points per game.)  It didn’t keep the Saints’ defense off the field, Atlanta won the time of possession battle by almost 6 minutes.

So cheer the 6.57 yards per carry as a team. Hell yeah, I’ll be cheering right along with you.

But realize that it’s the 6.57 yards per carry that you’re cheering for, not the "30 carries" (or 28 non-Drew carries.)

And realize that the former isn’t a result of the latter. It never has been before, I’m not sure why yesterday should be regarded any differently.

Rather, as usual, the latter was a result of the former. And the difference it made is largely limited to the fact that it suited your personal preference.

Meantime, if throwing "I told you so"s in Sean Payton’s general direction does it for ya, then more power to ya. I guess.

And if you wanna go ahead and hold your breath in anticipation of 30 carries for [some large number that greatly exceeds our average over the last 3 years] is all of a sudden going to become "The New Normal" and that balance for balance’s sake is going to carry the Saints to the Super Bowl… well, uh…

Hey, good luck with that. Hope it works out for ya. I’m gonna go ahead and opt to keep breathing for now, thank you very much.

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