
Sincerely,
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(Originally posted 9/26/08. Can’t wait to bump it again about this time next year.)

Sincerely,
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(Originally posted 9/26/08. Can’t wait to bump it again about this time next year.)

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Proudly promoting shameless self-importance and general-purpose jackassery for as long as it continues to amuse us.


Pete, you mind joining me on Saturday as I invade Death Valley? I’d like to bring you as my blow-up doll and sit in the student section.
I imagined a bowl of Dicks to be a tad more messy.
Okay, this game was PRIME PICKIN’S for a buttload of Trojans vs. Beaver jokes? Where are they? Man, I feel like being a juvenile 12 year old boy and no one is playing along today.
Trojans come up short against Beavers.
Bwa ha ha ha.
Greatest game day EVER! That’ll show those hairbrains at ESPN that pick USC and OHIO ST. every damn year. My only disappointment is that now a SEC team can’t beat them up for the Nat. Champ.
Seester, the problem is that every other web site on the planet was quicker on the draw than I. By the time I got up this morning, all the easy dick jokes had been done about 1000 times each.
Except this one.
And that’s where moosedenied comes in with the added value. We might not be the quickest, but we eschew the easy ones in favor of putting a little elbow grease into it. We like to think it’s worth the wait.
You know, for the sake of higher quality dick jokes.
Hell, just yesterday we gave you all some premium scat material.
Oh, and I’ll be rewatching that Auburn game here in a few minutes.
PPppppbbblllttt!
I went to Tulane for my first degree. I just don’t know how I married this man. At least my daughter was diplomatic, she ran around the house hollering Go Tigers!
That one, she’s my football prodigy.
Just so long as we continue beating Bama. He he. I said “beating.”
Some people prefer a bowl full o’ ….
Others prefer Beavers.
Go, Beavers!
Louis CK once asked what a “bag” of dicks would look like. I can now picture that. Thank you, Wang!